One Side or the Other???

Evening Folks.

After a weekend with very strange weather and lots of rain, decent amount of Sun. Raging Winds and hot or chilly Temperatures . I'm confused to where I actually live and WTF is going with the global warming thingy.

This is Saturday morning at 0615, crazy sulfur yellow sky and about 30.000 lightning stikes within a few hours.

Also Saturday morning.

Same Saturday but about 3 hours later and now going into Sunny weather, wich didn't quite happen. But close.

And now Sunday evening I'm left with a difficult choice!!

DO I go for the Pot of Gold at the end of the Rainbow??

Or DO I go for the Sunny weather that seems to be coming on the other side??

Hmmm Can't choose...

Some days are....

Hi Folks

I've been awfully quiet on this side on the keyboard and haven't really been in any mood to write anything or think about anything to write and a clever person once said that If you don't have anything smart or clever to write don't do IT! So that's why.

Still don't have anything to say! But just wanted to say that this day has been a little better then other days. I started out this morning with a drive to Snekkersten to drop off some equipment to a customer in need. Found out that the customer was an old friend, so I got a warm hug and a smile. Always nice. Then heading back I decided to enjoy the little sunshine there was and took the Coastal road homewards. Halfway down the line I realized that I was very close to the cemetery, where my Mom is buried. So I swung the car in that direction and paid my Mom a visit. God knows I miss Her!!

Everything looked nice and I felt much better. So all in all this day has been good.

See You all..

Pork Festival!

Morning Folks..

Back in Denmark and enjoying a bit of fresh air and rain. Who would have thought that rain was something you could miss, but sad as it may sound I missed i a bit. But what I missed the most or second most after being in a muslim country for little over six weeks is PORK!! So Sunday I proclaimed that is was Pork Festival and started the morning with frying up some Danish Bacon accompanied by a bundle of soft boiled eggs, Danish, fried mushrooms, Coffee and a glass of Milk. SOOO Goood!

Sunday afternoon I started the Pork Festival Stage two. After I did all the house cleaning things I needed to do, such as the laundry, changing the guinea pig, washing the dishes. I started on the FRIKADELLE making.

Ist'n that just a sight for soar eyes?? Pork slowly frying in butter!!! 

Ummmmm!!

Final Result! How can You say no to this?? Regardless of religion!!

Going home.

Hi Folks.

Today I'm a happy camper. I'm sitting in Antalya international Airport waiting on the plane home. Can't really express the feeling I'm having right. But good it is!!

Even my housecleaning lady was in a good mood and made this for me.


- Posted by Dyeremose another artful slacker.

Alles Früchte

Evening Folks.

A couple of weeks ago The Artfulslacker and I was going for a walk and we saw that there was a local market. Wich we now know is a market that is there every monday from early morning to late night. Well that monday we where just wondering along and looking at the crap and clutter and billions of unusefull things they were selling. Among all this stands, where a giant fruit market as well. And here is where it begins to get interesting, all the usual suspects was here, there was cheese and olives, spices, fresh produce and so on. But there was one thing that caught our eyes.

This one! We were both looking at each other and said WHAT IS THAT??? So we tried to communicate with the turkish lady who owned the fruit stand. As all Turks her english was practically nonexistent. And she tried with her best german to explain what is was. All we could understand was Alles Früchte. So we asked how does taste, she replied good. Okay good how? Is it sour or sweet. She said alles! Okay! so we tried a bit harder. WHAT IS IT FOR? Alles she said! 

Okay. If you know The Artfulslacker and I, you would know that our imagination is a bit far fetched and can run a bit wild. So here is a couple of examples of how you can use The Alles Früchte :

A Phone?

A Soldering Iron?

A Lighter?

A Door Key?

A Patch?

A Scripter?

A Sound Engineer?

The possibilities are endless....

Fat People??

Hi Folks

Just a little thing. Last night My good friend The Artfulslacker and I needed something to cheer us up from being miserable puny men that miss our girls, who are back home. So we decided that a little Brit called Ricky Gervais and some freshly brewed Starbucks coffee would the correct and best cure for our puniness. So we watch his show called Science and had a really good laugh, I mean really good one. But one thing stuck a bit more in my memories of the great laugh and especially after what I saw this morning at the breakfast buffet. If you take in more calories then you burn off during the day you get fat!

Yes that is a BOWL of Nutella!! And all I could hear was Ricky Gervais going on about fat people. and to top it all off I went to Nutella's home page got this quote : 

Nutella is a delicious hazelnut spread that contains quality ingredients, such as skim milk and a hint of cocoa, that moms can serve as part of a balanced breakfast....

WTF I mean come on people are you that stupid???